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I started this newsletter in 2015 because I was young and impressionable and bought into the idea that anyone who wanted to be a successful writer should have an email newsletter. I’m not sure at what point this idea was introduced, but it was driven home by people like
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Love Island
In the lead-up to the 2020 presidential election, my life developed a rhythm: wake up, log on, spend 12 hours moving my eyeballs gradually closer and…
Claire Landsbaum
Nov 29, 2020
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Not okay
My boss, John Homans, died of cancer in July, two and a half weeks after telling me about his diagnosis. I am still not okay about it. At times I seem…
Claire Landsbaum
Sep 2, 2020
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Just to stay alive
The other night I sat up sewing masks. This is something I’ve been doing since the start of the pandemic—my grandma taught me to sew at 10, and I…
Claire Landsbaum
Jul 3, 2020
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Grapefruit
I will put it to you as a statement of fact: white people eat grapefruit all wrong. I was alerted to this by my friend Delia Cai, who included in her…
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May 15, 2020
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Presumed positive
I refused to wear uncomfortable underwear when I had coronavirus. This is probably TMI for at least 86% of the people who subscribe to this…
Claire Landsbaum
Apr 8, 2020
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Teen witch
“Devil’s Worst Nightmare” by Fjøra has been stuck in my head for weeks now. It’s the song that plays in the background when Sabrina Spellman struts into…
Claire Landsbaum
Mar 1, 2020
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She got scammed
My scammer texted me, “Good morning.” It was a Friday, and I was home waiting for the movers to pick up the couch I’d sold on Craigslist. Except, of…
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Dec 15, 2019
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